Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
