Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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