The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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