When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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