there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we're making bets on your personal life
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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