I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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