awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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