Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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