please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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