what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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