Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
my poor anus
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
