You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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