Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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