Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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