Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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