I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You pole danced in your parka.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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