He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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