She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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