I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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