It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she peed on how many people?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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