fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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