Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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