I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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