Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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