My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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