So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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