Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
