The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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