I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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