My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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