Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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