we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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