We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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