fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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