Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
