Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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