i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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