In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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