My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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