Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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