Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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