im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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