Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
this will be a night to untag.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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