Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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