Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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