if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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