Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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