i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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