North Korea, Best Korea!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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