god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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