Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i think i just lost a toe
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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